Saturday, 12 September 2009

A Concerned Nigerian Letter To Nollywood


A Concerned Nigerian Letter To Nollywood
The Nigerian movie affair, Nollywood, is insecure but they are making some mistakes that are very clear even to a child. They obligation understand that what is wear out operate is wear out operate well. I know they are hustling draw near to every other Nigerian, but they obligation in the same way understand that they are in the same way intended for our intensity. These mistakes can be avoided if a very creative director directs ceiling of these movies. These are:

1. We are worn out of seeing spirits wear wrist watches and manacles. For landed gentry sake, this is the spirit world you are insecure illustrate, why are you guys quiet finance in movie directing? We obligation know that little effects counts. Spirits obligation in the same way reverse abrasion powder on their faces and reverse arduous cele overalls.

2. Prickle, if you guys require to slogan your movies, interest slogan it with good english and try to edit them if possible. We are worn out of seeing sentences draw near to "everyplace did you procure all these pregnant?" For pete's sake, if you can't edit your movies, warrant dash to edit them for you.

3. We are worn out of seeing 30+ men and women drama assistant school children. If my generation were that sexy in assistant school, I know my teachers would support slept them all. Moreso, interest make it noticeable that parents are great than their kids in your movies. How give clem Ohameze be the fire up of Jim Iyke... Ahan, in real life clem obligation not be great than Jim with not further than 10years.

4. Prickle and Prickle, our witches do not put it on draw near to imbeciles. How give a witch boost desire fingers and very bad dentition in the midnight and the dawning the exceedingly witch has the sweetest smile on earth. Don't make it lopsided all girls with bad dentition are witches.

5. These days all your movies are Utter this... Utter that. Raid week, my sister bought 6 Nollywood movies, Utter love, cry on the throne, igwe destitution arrange this, etc. 70% of Nollywood movies are about stately stuffs, WTH. I know Nigerians don't even there a f**k about royalties. So why act it as if its our crucial theme.

6. We requirement creative directors in our movies. How give a murderer blob his ID card in a theft site in real life? Why give an doer wear dual clothes while he is separation to use the inner clothe for the next set, interest reason these effects directors. Pictures obligation not be about love lonely but other celebrated stories. Oduah's organize is put forward, write and act good movies interest.

7. Sometimes, I don't know what some casts are operate in a movie. They are neither a part of the make happen, part of the con nor a waka-pass. They are spot on put forward operate "uhummm", "mtcheewwww", "claptrap", "**clapping their hands**". There are some scenes that are redundant too, why give a set be just: tonto salvo bathing, someone dishonestly see the igwe and run, etc. Very redundant.

PS: We know you don't support loads money to comprise and dictate the cute of movies in Hollywood but you can as well use the little you support and with grand actors to comprise a trustworthy movie.

From Concerned Nigerian


 

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