9. No, then you must listen to Motley Crue, right? Not that either? I know, it's a... a... Pentacost, right?
8. You guys really worship the devil, huh? I, like, listen to Black Sabbath, like, all the time, dude.
7. Oh, you're a witch! I'm like, totally into, like, Goddess Consciousness. I sleep with a crystal every night, and have an Atlantean spirit guide. Will you teach me all the secrets of your religion?
6. I hear all you Pagans do your stuff in the nude. Wanna show me?
5. You will all burn in Hell! The Goddess is really Satan in drag. You don't believe in Satan? Boy, does he have you fooled.
4. Fascinating. I'm a sociologist; may I study you as a phenomena?
3. Do you really believe in all that nonsense?
2. You worship the Goddess? Poor thing, you probably haven't heard about Jesus. Here let me tell you...
And (drum roll please)
1. You're a witch, huh? Well I'm iniated at a higher level than you. I was iniated at the age of seven bt my Grandmother, who was the last of the Atlantean Trian Elfish-Ninja masters. I don't suppose YOU have any lineage.
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